So, you're taking part in the office
Secret Santa for this year. You've pulled the name 'Derek' out of the hat and you really have no clue what present to buy him. You don't know much about the guy, other than that he is impartial to a curry on any night ending in 'y'. Last week you went into the office toilet straight after him and, well, it smelled like an old tramp's jockstrap in there (I'm only guessing at how bad that smells, by the way!).
Fear not, for help is at hand. I have found a way of killing two turtle doves with one stone. Here is the perfect gift for you to give to Derek; one that will make your (and every other office worker's) daily toilet breaks much more bearable. Welcome to the world of:
Poo Pourri... "spritz the bowl before you go and no-one else will ever know"... (unless you then proceed to shit on the floor, presumably)